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101 Ways To Kill Your Teachers
*don’t try this at home*
*try it at a friends house or at school*
1. Poison their coffee/tea
2. Ask them to help you, when they bend over, stab them
3. When they are on duty ‘accidentally’ throw a rock at their head
4. Shoot them
5. Hide at the back of the classroom and shoot them
6. Poison their apple/lunch
7. Shoot them with a poisonous dart
8. Put a length of wire on the door when their about to walk in
9. Put a guillotine on their office door
10. Do a project on the guillotine and ask the teacher to help demonstrate how it works
11. Push them out of a window at the top H or M block
12. In science ’accidently’ spill deadly poison on them
13. In science ’accidently’ set them on fire
14. In Society and History make a model catapult and practice aiming
15. Practice archery in class
16. Practice your new circus act “knife throwing” and ask for a volunteer
17. In PE - Baseball
18. Accidently stab them in the eye with a pen when asking for help
19. Be good - it will give them a heart attack
20. Place a bomb in their office and claim it as science homework
21. Take the brakes out of their car
22. “Fix” the light switch so when flicked they get electrocuted
23. Shove them in canteen oven - on high
24. Drop something heavy out the window as they walk past
25. Stab them in the back - literally
26. Drown them in Mr. Stranger’s fish tank
27. Push them down the hill
28. Lock them in the library and let them starve - no matter how many A+’s they offer
29. Hypodermic needle - like bee sting
30. Ask for bus money - then shove it down their throat
31. Sing in your worst voice until they shoot themselves
32. Ask so many questions that they commit suicide
33. Ask for after school help...
34. When alone creep up behind them and strangle them
35. Follow them home...
36. Fry their brains with today’s rap music
37. Go on an excursion - somewhere with water
38. In PE - Javelin throwing
39. Feed them chocolate until they pop!
40. Play air guitar and hit/fall back into them
41. In music bash them over the head with a sax
42. Set the mafia on them
43. When alone lock the door...
44. Make them read a Frerard...
45. Put a retractable spike in their chair
46. Put a letter bomb in the class roll
47. Push them down the H block stairs
48. Trip them - make sure they land on a brick
49. Push them in front of a bus
50. In Design in wood... Use the sharp objects
51. Scream rape in class - rot in prison
52. Do a project on the hangman's noose and ask the teacher to help demonstrate and ’accidently’ let them drop
53. Become a vampire
54. Hire a hit man
55. Give them AIDS
56. On their birthday give them a box...
57. Place a bomb to go off when they start their car
58. Follow them home and film - place on YouTube - die of embarrassment
59. Bring your poisonous pet spider to school
60. Lock them in a room and set fire to it
61. Run them over
62. Contact a terrorist
63. Set the emo’s on them
64. Tell them your deep dark secret
65. On camp while chopping fire wood...
66. Creep up behind them and snap their neck
67. Scream out they have chocolate or coffee to share - watch the kids trample them
68. Excursion to the zoo - feed teacher to lions
69. Paralyse them and lock them in the school
70. Ask them out repeatedly
71. Bring hair straightener to school - burn or strangle
72. Help them fix the roof...
73. Hang an axe over the door
74. In robotics' program the robot to take over the world
75. “Fix” computer to blow up when logged on
76. In drama ask for a volunteer for death scenes
77. In cooking ask for help chopping...
78. Give them a bunch of poisonous flowers
79. Crucify them for the school play
80. Set off deadly gasses in science
81. Tie them up and put them in their car’s boot
82. Make them do PE
83. lock them in a room with the school chaplain
84. Knee cap them then when their down...
85. Blow up their house
86. Visit the science store room...
87. Make the lights fall on their head
88. Stab them in the neck with a compass
89. In PE - shot put aiming
90. Hit them in the back with a chair
91. In sewing shove knitting needles in their ears
92. In sewing there are a lot of very handy pins...
93. Suffocate them
94. Tape a plastic bag over their head
95. Learn hypnosis...
96. Challenge them to a fight to the death
97. On camp find a handy cliff...
98. Shove them in the freezer
99. Slam their head against a wall
100. Impale on flag pole
101. Smash their head into a computer
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alot of them relate to my school so you'd hve to change them to suit yours